Friday, August 24, 2007
Men's Rule #1
Never, ever, EVER assume a women is pregnant. She may be having contractions every two minutes, but the microscopic chance that is it really just heartburn or gas pains should prevent you from making the assumption. You have very little to gain and everything to lose. It is far far better to be thought obtuse for not noticing she is pregnant than to make a mistake and thereafter be classified as a form of life lower than a flatworm.