Friday, August 24, 2007

Men's Rule #2

Only go into a women's purse under extreme duress. Purses are
actually small black holes that contain 1) more stuff than should be
able to fit into that space, and (more importantly) 2) things that men
just weren't meant to see. I am not talking about "feminine hygiene
products" and the like - I've shopped for those many times and talk
with my girls about all that. I am talking about things that will make
you shake your head and get you in trouble if you ever mention it.
Consider the reverse, she looks in your (toolbox, computer harddrive,
whatever) and starts a sentence with "Why do you have...?" No good can
come of any of it.

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